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What Would Diane Say?

As drunken partygoers at Steven and Karen’s migrate to the bedrooms, look who the roving camera caught!

What would Diane say to this?

Leave a comment suggesting what Diane might say…

13 Comments
Karen S
Karen S

Di would be laughing the laugh.

adam
adam

And giving him “the look”, followed by, “Honey, don’t you wipe your feet before entering other people’s houses … ?”

Wendy
Wendy

Diane would say, “Oh good, you guys. See what you can do with him, okay?”

michael
michael

“When I said make him feel better, I didn’t mean… .”

michael
michael

“When I said make him feel better, I didn’t mean… .”

jennifer
jennifer

I’m always impressed that people can think of these things, like captioning a cartoon, etc. I can never get away from the actual moment, and if there wasn’t an actual moment then I’m really at a loss. I can’t even figure out how the Michael version of Diane was going to finish the sentence. (And how could I have missed the bottom of the shoes?)

Jen
Jen

And I have so many that I don’t know which to say. They are all extremely off color so I’ll just post them telepathically.

michael
michael

“Over my dead body.”

“Yeah, Michael, sure, but Wendy?”

“He’s still wearing plaid?”

“What, are they on a boat?”

jennifer
jennifer

So, were those Jen’s telepathic ones or direct from Diane?

Jen, I don’t think you can be “off” color when discussing anything about Michael.

Jen
Jen

OK. Here’s one.

“Yeah, I understand Wendy. I used to laugh at him in bed too.”

adam
adam

If I didn’t feel certain that Michael was howling with laughter, I’d be thinking (loudly), “Oh, ouch … !”

Jen
Jen

Adam, you saved me. The cricket chirping was mocking me. And for the record, he did laugh. Hysterically, thank god.

jennifer
jennifer

Well, it just goes to show … what? “Ouch” didn’t even occur to me.

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