What goes up… .
The hard holidays are over and I’m walking into the lobby of the Sushi House. I’ll climb the stairs, say “Hi” to Michael, pay for our shumai, miso soup and white rice and then head home. But I’m feeling buoyant and I’m humming “He’s a Rebel,†while tossing my truck keys in the air. Catch and toss, catch and toss. I toss them up one last time, do a little spin move to snag them behind my back, but they don’t land in my hand and I don’t hear them hit the floor. What happened to Newton’s law of gravity? No keys, no apple, no nothing. I look up and there they are atop one blade of a six paddle fan.
I figure this could happen to anyone, but I sure don’t want just anyone to see what I’ve done, so I hurry back to my truck, grab a long piece of scrap metal, and then run back to whack the fan. The keys clatter onto the floor. When I get home I tell Diane and she laughs until tears fall from her cheeks. I know my story is not that funny. I know she’s laughing because she’s thinking there he goes again.
there he goes agin…..that so funny, i will be posting pics as the week goes i think
Comment by goose — December 28, 2007 @ 12:24 am
LOL, LTTSOMY. Wish I could have seen it!
Comment by ed schmahl — December 28, 2007 @ 6:28 pm
How come I’m not rakkity? Hmmmm… Maybe I am now.
Comment by rakkity — December 28, 2007 @ 6:29 pm
I was hoping someone else would ask … what’s LTTSOMY?
Comment by jennifer — December 30, 2007 @ 3:40 pm
LaughingTillTearsStreamOutofMyYyes 😉
Comment by rakkity — December 30, 2007 @ 4:30 pm
It gets circular but if you use Yahoo’s search engine (Google comes up blank) and type in LTTSOMY you get: this
Comment by michael — December 30, 2007 @ 4:32 pm
Um … why not LTTSOME?
Comment by jennifer — December 30, 2007 @ 9:50 pm
The tears in my eyes made me hit y instead of e.
Comment by rakkity — December 31, 2007 @ 5:06 pm