Goose's Truck

I’ve been having fun teasing Goose about his new truck which sits at home while he’s away at college. The other day I told him that his mother wants him to take her family van back to school while she drives his truck.

His reply: Over my dead body.

Today’s IM

Goose: what’s up mike

Me: hi

Goose: how’s it going

Me: very well
you

Goose: i’m doing well
cant wait to go home

Me: I bet
I’ve been driving your truck all over
to the dump
filling it full of hot asphalt

Goose: WHAT!

Me: that kind of thing
mostly off road

Goose: ohhh

Me: into gullies

Goose: of course
nice

Me: giving it a work out

Goose: nice

Me: maybe you’ll need to paint it when you get home

Goose: when i get home I’m going to run your truck over