Diane. \u00c3\u00acWhat was that blonde joke that Jimmy told us? The one that
\n was so funny, about dieting. I might use it with my patients.\u00c3\u00ae<\/p>\n
Me. \u00c3\u00acYeah, what was it. Matt do you remember?\u00c3\u00ae<\/p>\n
Matt. \u00c3\u00acNo.\u00c3\u00ae<\/p>\n
Me. \u00c3\u00acGive me a moment, I\u00c3\u00adll find it.\u00c3\u00ae<\/p>\n
Clickity, clickity, after maybe fifteen seconds, tops.<\/p>\n
Me. \u00c3\u00acHere it is.\u00c3\u00ae<\/p>\n
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day. Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. <\/p>\n
“The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.” <\/p>\n
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor. She had lost nearly 20 pounds. <\/p>\n
“Why, that\u00c3\u00ads amazing!” the doctor said. “Did you follow my instructions?” <\/p>\n
The blonde nodded. “Ill tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day.” <\/p>\n
“From hunger, you mean?” asked the doctor.” <\/p>\n
“No, from all that skipping!” <\/p>\n
Diane. \u00c3\u00acThat is the one, but Jimmy\u00c3\u00ads version was much funnier\u00c3\u00ae<\/p>\n
Me. \u00c3\u00ac It was, but what do you think of yours truly, The Googlemaster?\u00c3\u00ae<\/p>\n
Diane. \u00c3\u00acIncredible.\u00c3\u00ae<\/p>\n
Matt. \u00c3\u00acPathetic\u00c3\u00ae
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Updates:<\/p>\n
Two new contributors to the blog, Dan and Ed, are honing their stories.
\nScheduled publish dates….soon.<\/p>\n
The BMW flywheel is on it\u00c3\u00ads way to Dublin NH, to a machine shop that specializes in classic BMW restorations.<\/p>\n
Matt is going to the LOCOBAZOOKA! ‘UNITED WE ROCK!’ festival this Sunday. It\u00c3\u00ads an all day, open air concert, held at the airport in Fitchburg. <\/p>\n
Last night we celebrated Mark and Ginger\u00c3\u00ads twenty-fifth wedding anniversary and then went to Willow Books to see Elinor Lipman read from The Pursuit of Alice Thrift<\/i>. I queued up to have her sign my copy and to tell her how much I liked her writing. Before I finished, I looked down to see her stroking my arm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Diane. \u00c3\u00acWhat was that blonde joke that Jimmy told us? The one that was so funny, about dieting. I might use it with my patients.\u00c3\u00ae Me. \u00c3\u00acYeah, what was it. Matt do you remember?\u00c3\u00ae Matt. \u00c3\u00acNo.\u00c3\u00ae Me. \u00c3\u00acGive me a … Continue reading