{"id":657,"date":"2005-08-07T10:01:24","date_gmt":"2005-08-07T18:01:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/?p=657"},"modified":"2006-10-17T17:40:43","modified_gmt":"2006-10-17T21:40:43","slug":"ernestly-challenged","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2005\/08\/07\/ernestly-challenged\/","title":{"rendered":"Ernestly Challenged"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Karen showed us an article from  Blackbook  Magazine, which described The Hemingway Challenge.  Ernest had been asked to write a story in six words and he produced this:  \u00e2\u20ac\u0153For sale: baby shoes, never used.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d That inspired Blackbook to ask 25 other writers to produce their own six word stories.  Here are a few: <\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153He remembered something that never happened.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d  AM Homes<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Saigon hotel.  Decades later.  He weeps.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d  Robert Olen Butler<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153She gave.  He took. He forgot.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d  Tobias Wolf<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Shiva destroys earth: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Well, that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s that.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d  AG Pasquella<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I saw. I conquered. Couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t come.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d  David Lodge<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Poison: meditation: skiing: ants \u00c3\u00b1 nothing worked.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d  Edward Albee<\/p>\n<p>Last night at La Cantina, Diane and I came up with a few of our own. <\/p>\n<p>I began:  \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Campfire food. Bugs mixed in. Yummy.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Diane:  \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Loon calls.  No response. World ends.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Me:  \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Open blouse. Two Drinks. Marriage ends.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>On the way out, Diane waited for me to catch up and said, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Man compliments bartender. Falls down drunk.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Karen showed us an article from Blackbook Magazine, which described The Hemingway Challenge. Ernest had been asked to write a story in six words and he produced this: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153For sale: baby shoes, never used.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d That inspired Blackbook to ask 25 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2005\/08\/07\/ernestly-challenged\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-657","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/657","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=657"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/657\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}