{"id":551,"date":"2005-04-04T10:27:37","date_gmt":"2005-04-04T18:27:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/?p=551"},"modified":"2006-10-19T20:25:45","modified_gmt":"2006-10-20T00:25:45","slug":"all-liquored-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2005\/04\/04\/all-liquored-up\/","title":{"rendered":"All Liquored Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d just finished breakfast and my mother, the only person I know who enjoys the past more than I, asked me,  \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Do you remember the Brady\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s, next door in Cincinnati?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d <\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Of course I do. There was Cassie, Roger and  John and their parents, Rommie and Gordon. I remember the camper Gordon made from plans &#8211; it took him months &#8211; and I remember the  night when he got drunk.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s what I was going to tell you about.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I was twelve;  it was 1959. I was upstairs. The noise woke me. He kept screaming about his glasses.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s because Rommie broke them. This was the night before they moved  to Milwaukee. They were going out; they were very social people. The next thing I know, Rommie is at the door in her slip, her hair is messed up, and she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s yelling,  \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcHe\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s trying to kill me.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 \u00e2\u20ac\u0153<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153But Mr Brady was a Mr. Peeper\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s type guy. As were his sons. Peter might call them brainiacs\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153He was a Mr. Peepers, but not when he drank. Rommie said he hit her and the only way to stop him had been to break his glasses so he couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t see.  I told her to go up into our bedroom and stay there.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153She was small, right? About five three, 150 lbs ?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yes, and her husband would make three of her. He made two of Mack. He and Mack were the same height, but Gordon was much huskier. Rommie ran upstairs and then I hear this banging on our back door.  It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Gordon and he says, \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcI need to see my wife! \u00e2\u20ac\u02dc I told him to sit down and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d make him some coffee. He said, \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcYou have no right to keep me from my wife.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 I said, \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcGordon, if you don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t  calm down, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll call the police.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122  Meanwhile Mack is looking in from the next room. I wave him off, thinking the worst thing would be to have two bulls going at each other.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153All this time Rommie is upstairs?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153On our bed with a pillow over her head. Trying to block it all out.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;She spent the night at our house, and the next morning they both came for breakfast as had been planned. Gordon said, \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcHelen, I am really sorry about last night. I do apologize.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 I said, &#8216;I accept your apology, just don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t ever let that happen again.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 &#8221; <\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"dinner_ruthenburgs.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/archives\/image\/dinner_ruthenburgs.jpg\" width=\"216\" height=\"186\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nDinner last night at Jeff and Karen&#8217;s.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d just finished breakfast and my mother, the only person I know who enjoys the past more than I, asked me, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Do you remember the Brady\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s, next door in Cincinnati?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Of course I do. 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