Jennifer<\/p>\n
My daughter at college was on my mind after the blog about what people have read. (I can\u00c3\u00adt deal with reading any of the recommended reading though.) I was thinking about sharing some of our important early read-alouds: The Wonderful Adventures of Nils, Mary Poppins (the BOOKS, *N*O*T* the movie!), and The Jungle Book. That really has nothing to do with the next part, except that she rarely calls, and then she did. <\/p>\n
She didn\u00c3\u00adt want to talk to me, just her sister. Whatever it was, Hilary didn\u00c3\u00adt want to do it; she suggested a friend now at Oberlin; then another relative. Eventually, I got back on the phone. It turned out she needed to fill out her health care proxy form for a class, and she felt parents were too irrational about their kids. I listened. Her: \u00c3\u00acI mean, have you seen that woman in Florida? She\u00c3\u00ads like a trained seal. 15 years …\u00c3\u00ae Me: \u00c3\u00acWait a minute. Remember me? Remember the parrot?\u00c3\u00ae (I had to remind her about the parrot, but she got it. You folks can just look back some days on the blog*) \u00c3\u00acSo, mom, have you guys filled out your health care proxy?\u00c3\u00ae (No. So she\u00c3\u00adll bring forms home next break.)<\/p>\n
And then the conversation with her dad: Me: \u00c3\u00acShe needed someone to be her health care proxy.\u00c3\u00ae Him: \u00c3\u00acYou know, you have to be careful. She may not feel loved, if you agree to cut off life-support.\u00c3\u00ae \u00c3\u00acI had to remind her about the parrot in order to pass.\u00c3\u00ae (I had to remind him about the parrot too. He doesn\u00c3\u00adt read the blog either.) <\/p>\n
\u00c3\u00acDid you know the parrot at Brandeis is the smartest parrot in the world? It\u00c3\u00ads been being trained for 25 years, by students.\u00c3\u00ae \u00c3\u00acIt\u00c3\u00ads the smartest, or it can do the most?\u00c3\u00ae I started thinking, I bet 3 year-olds could learn way more than most of them do, except that they only spend a year being 3. Would that make them smarter?<\/p>\n
* Reprinted from an earlier blog post:
\n“I once went into an exotic pet store with La Chica, age 6ish. She wanted a parrot or something like it. I was relieved that the prices were such that clearly we weren’t going there, but trying to be polite to the salesman. He bragged something along the lines of “They have the intelligence of a three-year-old, and they live to 40.” (My numbers may be off by a factor of 2.) I couldn’t think of a worse fate. Even La Chica seemed daunted. “<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Jennifer My daughter at college was on my mind after the blog about what people have read. (I can\u00c3\u00adt deal with reading any of the recommended reading though.) I was thinking about sharing some of our important early read-alouds: The … Continue reading