{"id":447,"date":"2004-12-10T06:09:06","date_gmt":"2004-12-10T14:09:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/?p=447"},"modified":"2006-10-20T21:21:26","modified_gmt":"2006-10-21T01:21:26","slug":"zarro-the-dominator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2004\/12\/10\/zarro-the-dominator\/","title":{"rendered":"Zarro The Dominator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Part II of the King-Is-Dead Trilogy<br \/>\nby Rakk<\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/archives\/001505.html\"> Part I <\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>A retired wizard, Dom Zarro, from the far-off and fabled lands of Oz,<br \/>\nhappened to settle down in the little borough of Bowie-by-the Bay, and<br \/>\nbegan to look for challenges and challengers to meet his mettle.  He had<br \/>\nheard about this father-and-son duo who played racquet-le-ball, and<br \/>\ndecided that he might un-retire his old racquet, and see if he could<br \/>\ngenerate a little action, perhaps even to the point of reviving his<br \/>\nold skill on the court.  It had been many years since he had played,<br \/>\nand many a flagon of Old Tooths Ale had bulged his belly, but he was<br \/>\npretty sure that the grazers and Z-slashes remained in his repertoire.<\/p>\n<p>By chance, one day, when he was leaving The Ace-in-the-Corner Pub, he<br \/>\nalmost ran into a man hurrying along the cobblestones with an oddly<br \/>\nshaped package in hand.  &#8220;Begging your pardon, my good man&#8221;, he said,<br \/>\n&#8220;are you a player of Racquet-le-ball?  And in that packet, is that by<br \/>\nany chance&#8230;&#8221;  &#8220;But sir&#8221;, said the hurried gentleman, as he paused<br \/>\nto look carefully at the wizard, &#8220;Do I have the pleasure of meeting<br \/>\nThe Dominator?&#8221;  Dom Zarro smiled and replied, &#8220;It has been many years<br \/>\nsince I have been called The Dominator!  Please call me Dom.&#8221; The<br \/>\nother said, &#8220;And please call me Rakk.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Not a day passed before the two gentlemen found themselves on<br \/>\nthe court.  And certainly, the years had taken a toll on The Dominator,<br \/>\nbut still, his Z-slash shot was a fearsome one, as the ball ripped<br \/>\nfrom the left wall to the right on his serves. And when he happened to<br \/>\noccupy the front of the court, the Z-slash shot kissed the front wall<br \/>\nso slightly and low, it required a dive of desperation for Rakk to<br \/>\nreturn it.  But Rakk had observed the sag of Dom&#8217;s belly, and used his<br \/>\nold strategy, serving to the right wall, then the left, then the right,<br \/>\nuntil Dom was gasping for breath, and barely able to continue.<\/p>\n<p>The games continued on a regular basis, once a week, always two days<br \/>\nbefore, or two days after a father-son game.  Rakk was careful not to<br \/>\nwear himself out by scheduling games too close together.  The wiles<br \/>\nand sneaks of the wizard paid off when the father had to contend with<br \/>\nthe ever-growing skill of the son.  The Z-slash shot completely<br \/>\nbaffled the son, and every trick that The Dominator pulled out of his<br \/>\ndecades-old repertoire transferred over to the father&#8217;s games against<br \/>\nthe son.  Months of brutally desperate games passed, and it was as if<br \/>\nthe son was not playing his father, but The Dominator.<\/p>\n<p>But time wore on, as it will, and still after months the son had not<br \/>\nbeaten his father.  Time made his legs lengthen in adulthood, so also<br \/>\nhis arms, and it became harder and harder for the father to sneak a<br \/>\nball past him.  His speed and agility increased as fast as his height<br \/>\nand reach, and the grazing Z-slashes had to be ever more accurate for<br \/>\nthe father to win.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;-end of part II&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Part II of the King-Is-Dead Trilogy by Rakk ( Part I ) A retired wizard, Dom Zarro, from the far-off and fabled lands of Oz, happened to settle down in the little borough of Bowie-by-the Bay, and began to look &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2004\/12\/10\/zarro-the-dominator\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rakkity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=447"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/447\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}