{"id":384,"date":"2004-09-27T07:30:18","date_gmt":"2004-09-27T15:30:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/?p=384"},"modified":"2006-10-17T18:56:09","modified_gmt":"2006-10-17T22:56:09","slug":"peace-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2004\/09\/27\/peace-please\/","title":{"rendered":"Peace Please"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"dirty_job.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/archives\/images\/dirty_job.jpg\" width=\"336\" height=\"370\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n <\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><u>More Noland<\/u><\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Today, they&#8217;d probably throw me in jail.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Noland doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t add history to his stories. Or background. But I do know he used to drink, and I do know both of his wives were alcoholics.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153David\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s mother, she put a burning cigarette in my face. One punch, and she went down.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d  He&#8217;s a large man, with large fists and he jabbed the air, once, stopping right where her face might have been. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153She was out for five minutes.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153My second wife, she threw a glass ashtray that hit me in the face. Cracked a bridge and split my lip. I hit her and she was out for half an hour. I thought I killed her.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More Noland \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Today, they&#8217;d probably throw me in jail.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Noland doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t add history to his stories. Or background. But I do know he used to drink, and I do know both of his wives were alcoholics. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153David\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s mother, she put &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2004\/09\/27\/peace-please\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=384"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}