{"id":3620,"date":"2011-12-19T09:58:04","date_gmt":"2011-12-19T14:58:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/?p=3620"},"modified":"2025-04-17T10:14:36","modified_gmt":"2025-04-17T15:14:36","slug":"i-meant-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2011\/12\/19\/i-meant-to\/","title":{"rendered":"I Meant To"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Matt, I&#8217;ve got something to show you. This is a warning from Costco. Let me read it. Fresh Food Concepts is recalling Roja&#8217;s Layer Dip because the guacamole might have Listeria Monocytogenes. Listeria is the leading cause of death from food-related bacteria. How stupid is it to send a letter? By the time you read this, you&#8217;re dead.<br \/>I know. I didn&#8217;t eat the dip.<br \/>I ate the stuff, and I finished it. Wait, you knew what?<br \/>I got the phone call.<br \/>Phone call?<br \/>I didn&#8217;t tell you?<br \/>Tell me what?<br \/>That they called. I meant to. I told Sarah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Matt, I&#8217;ve got something to show you. This is a warning from Costco. Let me read it. Fresh Food Concepts is recalling Roja&#8217;s Layer Dip because the guacamole might have Listeria Monocytogenes. Listeria is the leading cause of death from &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2011\/12\/19\/i-meant-to\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3620"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3620\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3854,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3620\/revisions\/3854"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}