{"id":3387,"date":"2011-04-11T05:04:28","date_gmt":"2011-04-11T10:04:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/?p=3387"},"modified":"2011-04-11T05:05:40","modified_gmt":"2011-04-11T10:05:40","slug":"another-blue-light-special","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2011\/04\/11\/another-blue-light-special\/","title":{"rendered":"Another Blue Light Special"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153License and registration please.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Here\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s my license but my registration is in the back.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Why?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s with the manual and &#8230; .\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You know why I stopped you?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I do.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You roared away from the light.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I know. I spent the morning at Sweet Bites drinking coffee and I have to pee. For emphasis I grabbed my crotch. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I know it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a lousy excuse.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You might say it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a piss poor excuse.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You might.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153License and registration please.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Here\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s my license but my registration is in the back.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Why?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s with the manual and &#8230; .\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You know why I stopped you?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I do.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You roared away from the light.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I know. I spent &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2011\/04\/11\/another-blue-light-special\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-michael-miller"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3387"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3387\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3392,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3387\/revisions\/3392"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}