{"id":3377,"date":"2011-01-31T18:42:21","date_gmt":"2011-01-31T23:42:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/?p=3377"},"modified":"2011-01-31T18:42:21","modified_gmt":"2011-01-31T23:42:21","slug":"pick-an-oak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2011\/01\/31\/pick-an-oak\/","title":{"rendered":"Pick an Oak"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Matt\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s back is to me as I enter the kitchen. He\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s emptying the dishwasher and the sounds of our odd collection of plates banging into one another partly masks my entry from the hallway.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Hey Matt\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>He jumps but not high enough.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153WHAT,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he answers<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Marianne is taking me to a puppet show tonight in Boston.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Why not drive into a tree right now?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153No, no. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s an adult puppet show presented by socialists and anarchists.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Pick an oak.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Matt\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s back is to me as I enter the kitchen. He\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s emptying the dishwasher and the sounds of our odd collection of plates banging into one another partly masks my entry from the hallway. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Hey Matt\u00e2\u20ac\u009d He jumps but not &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2011\/01\/31\/pick-an-oak\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3377"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3377\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3380,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3377\/revisions\/3380"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}