{"id":3271,"date":"2009-02-16T17:47:59","date_gmt":"2009-02-16T22:47:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/?p=3271"},"modified":"2009-02-16T17:47:59","modified_gmt":"2009-02-16T22:47:59","slug":"stale-chocolate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2009\/02\/16\/stale-chocolate\/","title":{"rendered":"Stale Chocolate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>La Chica couldn&#8217;t fit all her stuff on the plane when she headed back to\u00c2\u00a0college after her semester in Mexico, so we were supposed to pack up a few\u00c2\u00a0last items. \u00c2\u00a0And then I recalled her saying that she can&#8217;t get &#8220;good&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0chocolate on campus. \u00c2\u00a0So I thought I&#8217;d stick some in the mailing tube with\u00c2\u00a0the posters. \u00c2\u00a0I had the posters all packed, prepared myself with a plastic\u00c2\u00a0zipper-type bag and stopped for the chocolate on the way to the post office.\u00c2\u00a0The chocolate bars did not fit in the mailing tube, so I tried to crack them\u00c2\u00a0down the middle, but then they didn&#8217;t fit in the baggie. \u00c2\u00a0(Yeah, I only\u00c2\u00a0brought one with me.) \u00c2\u00a0So I broke the bars up even more, stuffed it all in,\u00c2\u00a0threw away the wrappers, and sent it off 2-day delivery. \u00c2\u00a0And didn&#8217;t hear\u00c2\u00a0all week. \u00c2\u00a0So I asked if she&#8217;d opened the tube before leaving it on the\u00c2\u00a0heater for the week and her answer still makes me laugh:\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t believe I didn&#8217;t call and say thank you! \u00c2\u00a0It was actually way funny\u00c2\u00a0&#8212; I got the poster roll and was sitting on my bed, and S-A [roommate] was\u00c2\u00a0on hers, and I open it and I go &#8220;Hmm. \u00c2\u00a0This smells kind of funny&#8230;&#8221; \u00c2\u00a0And I\u00c2\u00a0keep sniffing it. \u00c2\u00a0And S-A is like &#8220;Well, what&#8217;s it smell like?&#8221; \u00c2\u00a0And I\u00c2\u00a0sniff again and say &#8220;Hm. \u00c2\u00a0Stale chocolate&#8230;&#8221; \u00c2\u00a0And I&#8217;m thinking to myself\u00c2\u00a0&#8220;Now, did Mom package this while she was in the cupboard, or what?!&#8221; \u00c2\u00a0And\u00c2\u00a0S-A goes &#8220;Well, is there chocolate in it?&#8221; \u00c2\u00a0Which just wasn&#8217;t a thought\u00c2\u00a0which had crossed my mind. \u00c2\u00a0And so then I turn over the tube and out falls\u00c2\u00a0some chocolate. \u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I gather it didn&#8217;t wreck the posters, and she did enjoy eating it. \u00c2\u00a0So\u00c2\u00a0that&#8217;s good. \u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Jennifer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La Chica couldn&#8217;t fit all her stuff on the plane when she headed back to\u00c2\u00a0college after her semester in Mexico, so we were supposed to pack up a few\u00c2\u00a0last items. \u00c2\u00a0And then I recalled her saying that she can&#8217;t get &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2009\/02\/16\/stale-chocolate\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jennifer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3271"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3272,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3271\/revisions\/3272"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}