{"id":3086,"date":"2008-07-05T23:03:09","date_gmt":"2008-07-06T03:03:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/?p=3086"},"modified":"2008-07-05T23:04:51","modified_gmt":"2008-07-06T03:04:51","slug":"too-old-to-hide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2008\/07\/05\/too-old-to-hide\/","title":{"rendered":"Too Old to Hide"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>by Adam S. Kibbe<\/p>\n<p>Normally you couldn&#8217;t pay me to enter an area of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vanishingreality.com\/common\/adam\/July_4th_2008\/index.htm#16\" target=\"_blank\">this level<\/a> of boundary-oblivious human density, but grandchildren must be free to enjoy these spectacles, and free of the curse of curmudgeonry.  Last time Ivan hid under a blanket &#8212; this time he enjoyed it almost as much as his mayhemphilic younger brother, Avery.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Adam S. Kibbe Normally you couldn&#8217;t pay me to enter an area of this level of boundary-oblivious human density, but grandchildren must be free to enjoy these spectacles, and free of the curse of curmudgeonry. Last time Ivan hid &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2008\/07\/05\/too-old-to-hide\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3086","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adam"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3086","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3086"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3086\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}