{"id":3007,"date":"2008-05-15T10:17:51","date_gmt":"2008-05-15T14:17:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/?p=3007"},"modified":"2008-05-15T10:17:51","modified_gmt":"2008-05-15T14:17:51","slug":"splat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2008\/05\/15\/splat\/","title":{"rendered":"Splat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey Travis,<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, I walked from my room (red arrow) to the frozen rum drink place (blue arrow), and then I zigzagged down the beach until I fell face first into the water (blue line). Then a St Bernard looking animal picked me up by the scruff of the neck (I wasn&#8217;t wearing a shirt but I didn&#8217;t feel a thing) and dragged me back to my room.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/splat1.jpg\" title=\"splat1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/splat1.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"splat1.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Top that,<\/p>\n<p>Mike<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey Travis, Yesterday, I walked from my room (red arrow) to the frozen rum drink place (blue arrow), and then I zigzagged down the beach until I fell face first into the water (blue line). Then a St Bernard looking &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2008\/05\/15\/splat\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3007","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3007","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3007"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3007\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}