{"id":2978,"date":"2008-05-11T15:32:59","date_gmt":"2008-05-11T19:32:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/?p=2978"},"modified":"2008-05-11T15:39:51","modified_gmt":"2008-05-11T19:39:51","slug":"lets-make-a-deal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2008\/05\/11\/lets-make-a-deal\/","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s Make A Deal*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/aloe_aruba.jpg\" title=\"aloe_aruba.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/aloe_aruba.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"aloe_aruba.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">I saw the man in red in the distance and we may not have been part of his circuit, \u00c2\u00a0but he was coming our way.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">&#8220;What are you selling?&#8221; I shouted.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">&#8220;Aloe from Aruba, pure Aruban Aloe?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">&#8220;Can I drink it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">&#8220;Sure you can, it cures bronchitis, and sunburn and skin rashes and &#8230; .&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">&#8220;How much?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">&#8220;Ten dollars a bottle, two for fifteen.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">&#8220;How about eight for one and I get to take you picture?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">&#8220;It&#8217;s a deal.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">You can&#8217;t tell from the photo but this guy has Arm and Hammer arms.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">&#8220;I see where you are when  you&#8217;re not selling aloe.  You&#8217;re in the gym.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">&#8220;Two hours a day.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">* I could have said five bucks; I could have simply taken his photo. That wasn&#8217;t the point.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw the man in red in the distance and we may not have been part of his circuit, \u00c2\u00a0but he was coming our way. &#8220;What are you selling?&#8221; I shouted. &#8220;Aloe from Aruba, pure Aruban Aloe?&#8221; &#8220;Can I drink &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2008\/05\/11\/lets-make-a-deal\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2978"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2978\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}