{"id":2953,"date":"2008-04-29T16:51:21","date_gmt":"2008-04-29T20:51:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/?p=2953"},"modified":"2008-04-29T16:51:21","modified_gmt":"2008-04-29T20:51:21","slug":"that-phone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2008\/04\/29\/that-phone\/","title":{"rendered":"That Phone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The last word on Matt\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s, now Diane\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s, iPhone.<\/p>\n<p>After sitting in the snow and slush for two months the only noticeable problem was a quirky keypad. The numbers 4, 5, and 6, when tapped, would register the numbers above or below, unless you hit the center of the desired number and held your finger to the screen. After awhile even that didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t work. This morning I made an appointment with a genius at the Apple Store in Pelham, N.H., and at 3:40 PM  I was greeted by a young woman with straight black hair and a black t-shirt that read, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153not all heros wear capes.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d  I looked at her and thought not all geniuses have hair like Phyllis Diller.<\/p>\n<p>Kristen promptly pulled out an otoscope, one of those things you look into ears with, and peered down the hole I plug my ear bud jack into. She looked up and wagged her forefinger side to side and said, \u00e2\u20ac\u009dHas this phone been wet?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Before I could lie and say, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153No, I removed it from it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s original box yesterday,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she said, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Because if it has that voids the warranty,  and the little red strip inside  this hole suggests it has. Would you like to look?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The last word on Matt\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s, now Diane\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s, iPhone. After sitting in the snow and slush for two months the only noticeable problem was a quirky keypad. The numbers 4, 5, and 6, when tapped, would register the numbers above or &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2008\/04\/29\/that-phone\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2953"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2953\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}