“I went to the video store and asked if they had the movie with Nicolas Cage and Hayley Mills. It was shot in black and white on color film. It was the one where they lost the war because they made all of the submarines out of styrofoam. Then I realized that wasn’t a movie, it was a dream I had. Then I thought how cool it would be to rent your dreams. The guy says, ‘that’s not a movie, that was a dream you had.’ I said, ‘how did you know that?’ He said, ‘you tried to rent it last week. ‘ I said,\u00c2\u00a0 ‘well, let me know when you get it in.’ ”
\n– Steven Wright<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
“I went to the video store and asked if they had the movie with Nicolas Cage and Hayley Mills. It was shot in black and white on color film. It was the one where they lost the war because they … Continue reading