\nCarjack<\/p>\n
I parked my car
\nOut on the street.
\nI didn’t want to,
\nBut I did.
\nMy life was so complete,
\nTil my car’s hot wired
\nBy some kid.<\/p>\n
My car, my car is gone.
\nThey’re probably choppin’ the car,
\nWhile I’m talkin’ to you.
\nTorchin’ the car,
\nWhile I’m talkin’ to you.<\/p>\n
I’m not a guy who chases chicks.
\nI’m a guy who stays at home.
\nIn my garage I get my kicks.
\nMe, and my car all alone,
\nBut my car is gone.<\/p>\n
They’re probably choppin’ the car,
\nWhile I’m talkin’ to you.<\/p>\n
The first thing to go will be the hubcap.
\nNext to go, will be the radio.
\nDown the road will be a fat cat,
\nDealin’ car parts,
\nThis I know,
\nMy car is gone.<\/p>\n
They’re probably torchin’ the car,
\nWhile I’m talkin’ to you.<\/p>\n
I had a two-toned Eldorado.
\nThe bumpers looked like tits.
\nMy Cadillac Eldorado’s
\nNow bein’ chopped into little, bitty bits,
\nMy car… my car is gone.<\/p>\n
Next to go, will be the drive train,
\nThen the dealers will call.
\nHave you ever had to feel the pain
\nOf reporting a lost vehicle?
\nYou say,
\nOfficer, my car is gone;
\nThey’re probably torchin’ the car,
\nWhile I’m talkin’ to you.<\/p>\n
How am I suppose to get to the ball game?
\nHow am I gonna get to work?
\nMass Transit is just too lame.
\nThe whole system is run by a jerk,
\nAnd my car, my car is gone<\/p>\n
Torch and chop,
\nTorch and chop,
\nOh, the dread
\nWill never stop.<\/p>\n
Officer, that was a two-toned Eldorado,
\nThat’s right, it was pink and white.
\nNo, it wasn’t a 95 model, sir…
\nIt was a 59.
\nThat’s right, irreplacable… <\/p>\n
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Carjack I parked my car Out on the street. I didn’t want to, But I did. My life was so complete, Til my car’s hot wired By some kid. My car, my car is gone. They’re probably choppin’ the car, … Continue reading