{"id":1680,"date":"2006-12-26T18:58:31","date_gmt":"2006-12-26T23:58:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/?p=1680"},"modified":"2006-12-26T18:58:31","modified_gmt":"2006-12-26T23:58:31","slug":"body-armor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2006\/12\/26\/body-armor\/","title":{"rendered":"Body Armor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Diane bought me long underwear,  and Christmas morning I pulled off my shirt to try on the top which is made out of something that feels like silk, but fits like a second skin. It&#8217;s black and makes me look sleek and sexy. Or so I thought.<\/p>\n<p>Matthew: &#8220;Hey dad, you better start benching again.  You&#8217;ve got saggy tits.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Diane bought me long underwear, and Christmas morning I pulled off my shirt to try on the top which is made out of something that feels like silk, but fits like a second skin. It&#8217;s black and makes me look &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2006\/12\/26\/body-armor\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1680","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1680","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1680"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1680\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1680"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1680"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1680"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}