{"id":1540,"date":"2006-11-01T07:16:33","date_gmt":"2006-11-01T11:16:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/?p=1540"},"modified":"2006-11-01T18:42:26","modified_gmt":"2006-11-01T22:42:26","slug":"college-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2006\/11\/01\/college-life\/","title":{"rendered":"College Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Joseph, how\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve you been?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Good.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Where are you?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153In my room\u00e2\u20ac\u009d? <\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Seems like everyone\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s always in their room. Goose is always in his.  Been in any fights lately?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153No fights, but one wrestling match.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153In your dorm?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yeah, some punk kid who wrestled in high school found out I was a wrestler and challenged me to a match.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Found out? All he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d have to do is look at your neck. And you cleared your floor&#8230;\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153We went down to the common room and moved all the furniture. There were like thirty guys watching.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153What about the floor? No mat?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Just tiles. I won, but I must have squeezed him too hard.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Do I want to know why?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153He pooped in his pants. Smelled awful.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Joseph, how\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve you been?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Good.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Where are you?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153In my room\u00e2\u20ac\u009d? \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Seems like everyone\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s always in their room. Goose is always in his. Been in any fights lately?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153No fights, but one wrestling match.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153In your dorm?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yeah, some punk &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2006\/11\/01\/college-life\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-michael-miller"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1540"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1540\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}