{"id":117,"date":"2003-12-02T08:04:28","date_gmt":"2003-12-02T16:04:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/?p=117"},"modified":"2003-12-02T08:04:28","modified_gmt":"2003-12-02T16:04:28","slug":"birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2003\/12\/02\/birthday\/","title":{"rendered":"Birthday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"phone.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/archives\/images\/phone.jpg\" width=\"360\" height=\"271\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nSusan\u00c3\u00ads gift to Flo, for her 91st birthday, was a telephone with large, readable numbers, volume adjustments and programmable keys. The numbers Susan programmed didn\u00c3\u00adt survive the trip from Minnesota so Matthew quickly reprogrammed them. The only problem? One touch pad retained its number &#8211; 911.  And you know how that goes: ring, ring, ring&#8230;.Matt answers.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00acDid you call 911?\u00c3\u00ae<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00acIt was a mistake, I was &#8230; \u00c3\u00ac<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00acThere will be an officer at your apartment in a few  minutes.\u00c3\u00ae<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/blog\/flo\/index.html\">Nieces pics <\/a> as promised and Flo with her new beau.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Susan\u00c3\u00ads gift to Flo, for her 91st birthday, was a telephone with large, readable numbers, volume adjustments and programmable keys. The numbers Susan programmed didn\u00c3\u00adt survive the trip from Minnesota so Matthew quickly reprogrammed them. The only problem? One touch &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/2003\/12\/02\/birthday\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mainecourse.com\/mt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}