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Sunday, August 7, 2005

Ernestly Challenged

Karen showed us an article from Blackbook Magazine, which described The Hemingway Challenge. Ernest had been asked to write a story in six words and he produced this: “For sale: baby shoes, never used.” That inspired Blackbook to ask 25 other writers to produce their own six word stories. Here are a few:

“He remembered something that never happened.” AM Homes

“Saigon hotel. Decades later. He weeps.” Robert Olen Butler

“She gave. He took. He forgot.” Tobias Wolf

“Shiva destroys earth: “Well, that’s that.” AG Pasquella

“I saw. I conquered. Couldn’t come.” David Lodge

“Poison: meditation: skiing: ants ñ nothing worked.” Edward Albee

Last night at La Cantina, Diane and I came up with a few of our own.

I began: “Campfire food. Bugs mixed in. Yummy.”

Diane: “Loon calls. No response. World ends.”

Me: “Open blouse. Two Drinks. Marriage ends.”

On the way out, Diane waited for me to catch up and said, “Man compliments bartender. Falls down drunk.”

posted by michael at 10:01 am  

2 Comments »

  1. All testaments to saying no more than is necessary and relying instead on reader imagination. Though some stray into mere satirical titillation …

    No glove was mentioned, though the report of its hitting the ground is still imagined heard. Before taking it up, though, I offer in addition a more formal challenge — the longest sentence possible using no more than two of any letter in the English alphabet (the mark set by a Globe reader stands at 33 letters).

    Big Banged. Long epochs bustled. Darkness.

    or smaller scale:

    The phone rang; she whispered, “Please …”.

    Comment by adam — August 7, 2005 @ 11:25 am

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