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Diane bought me long underwear, and Christmas morning I pulled off my shirt to try on the top which is made out of something that feels like silk, but fits like a second skin. It’s black and makes me look sleek and sexy. Or so I thought.

Matthew: “Hey dad, you better start benching again. You’ve got saggy tits.”

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michael
michael

Matthew thinks he got the last laugh. Well, let’s see if that’s true.

Jennifer
Jennifer

My students have taught me a response to this sort of thing. “Too much information.” Well, at least there wasn’t a photo.

LaRad
LaRad

Awww, we’re used to seeing him in a hat but not the tights. Very festive!

rakkity
rakkity

All I got was a pastel blue screen–
http://www.elfyourself.com/?userid=39283943a7cb284970e1917G06122616

michael
michael

Flash is everywhere these days but not on your (work) computer. Once you move all those pastel blue screens will disappear.

rakkity
rakkity

I’ve got flash, allright, but something seems to be wrong with the colors. The control panel has control buttons, but no text.

rakkity
rakkity

Stranger and stranger–Adobe’s “Test Flash” passes with flying colors (Linux version 7.0.69.0), and they say, “Your Flash installation is working”, but there is supposed to be a hoverable “About” button which never is visible, so I think this version is buggy. I had no problems with previous versions.

Debbie
Debbie

hahaha i love the elf video. thats great!

CoffeeBoy
CoffeeBoy

LOL !!! Nothing like your off-spring to keep it real!

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