Hammer & Anvil

“Matt, I had a physical today. I need a colonoscopy now, and every five years thanks to Peter, I’m gonna have that sleep study thing that you’ve been harping about,  and I had a preliminary hearing test today.”

“Deaf?”

“They use a laptop. Is there anything that’s done without a computer nowadays? You put headphones on and hold a buzzer in your hand that you press every time you hear a sound.”

“Deaf?”

“The nurse ended the test before I pressed the button.”

“Deaf.”