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Monday, April 11, 2011

Another Blue Light Special

“License and registration please.”

“Here’s my license but my registration is in the back.”

“Why?”

“It’s with the manual and … .”

“You know why I stopped you?”

“I do.”

“You roared away from the light.”

“I know. I spent the morning at Sweet Bites drinking coffee and I have to pee. For emphasis I grabbed my crotch. “I know it’s a lousy excuse.”

“You might say it’s a piss poor excuse.”

“You might.”

 

posted by michael at 5:04 am  

3 Comments »

  1. Takes a poker player to try to bluff the gendarmerie … Then again, Dan-O once showed up to a hearing with taillight bulbs purchased to argue he hadn’t forgotten to signal but that the lamps had recently burned out … Creative, both of yas …

    And the upshot here … ?

    Comment by punappreciator — April 11, 2011 @ 6:52 am

  2. Or. You could have just cried…that’s what I do…
    How do I post a story?

    Comment by slipslidin' — April 13, 2011 @ 8:36 am

  3. Thankyou sir jaha rahepani hami ghunardke ghunardke nai hau . yo manma ghandruko maya bairahnchha .aja yo jun ghunardke.com bata ghandruk ko naya samachar padna pauda hami dirai khusi lagiraheko chhau . sir audha din haro ma pani abasya pani naya naya sachar padna paune asa gardachau ra antama gaun lagi kehi sahayog ma hami pani prayes gardchhu GHANDRUK SAMAJ HK

    Comment by Mai — December 29, 2015 @ 1:37 pm

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