“License and registration please.”

“Here’s my license but my registration is in the back.”

“Why?”

“It’s with the manual and … .”

“You know why I stopped you?”

“I do.”

“You roared away from the light.”

“I know. I spent the morning at Sweet Bites drinking coffee and I have to pee. For emphasis I grabbed my crotch. “I know it’s a lousy excuse.”

“You might say it’s a piss poor excuse.”

“You might.”