If Diane didn’t change our sheets we’d never have clean ones. It’s not that I don’t like the feel of freshly laundered linen, or that I enjoy sleeping on miscellaneous specks of dried blood, it’s just not something I “see.†I see peeling paint on my house, and I can sense when the oil needs to be changed in my truck, but when it comes to my bed if I count three pillows and two quilts I’m happy.
Lately, I’ve been helping Diane make our bed. As we tossed the crusty sheets onto the floor (â€Don’t throw the dirty ones on the clean ones,†she yelps.) I ask her about her day. She’d been gone for hours with Ginger, first to do their pool walking at the Thoreau Club, then a long lunch at the 99, and finally a stop at Diane’s favorite store, T.J.’s.
“What did you eat for lunch?†I asked.
“I had steak tips and Ginger had a hankering for Scrod.â€
“And, what did you talk about?â€
“You.â€
“Me? What about me?â€
“We didn’t really. No, we did, but not that much.â€
“But what about me?â€
I don’t normally fish so, but I’d spent the last month working at Ginger and Mark’s house and felt like I’d been doing a lot of blabbing during our long, Ginger-provided lunches.
“We talked about that dopamine study.â€
I must say that it doesn’t matter that I hadn’t read the article. I know just enough about dopamine (more makes you happy, less makes you depressed) to play along.
“What about it?†I asked.
“A dopamine usually chooses another dopamine. You’re a … .â€
“Dope?”
“Yes, and I’m not. Dopamines have lots of creative energy and are constantly trying new things. That’s not me.â€
“Then why are we together?â€
“I think it’s an estrogen testosterone match. Estrogens are matchmakers and connectors.â€
“And me�
“You’re a pig headed jackass.â€
This doubled us both over. It always does. It’s obvious why Diane laughs. She wanted to shorten the fishing trip. I laugh, in part, because she blushes so crimson.