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Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Goose's Truck

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I’ve been having fun teasing Goose about his new truck which sits at home while he’s away at college. The other day I told him that his mother wants him to take her family van back to school while she drives his truck.

His reply: Over my dead body.

Today’s IM

Goose: what’s up mike

Me: hi

Goose: how’s it going

Me: very well
you

Goose: i’m doing well
cant wait to go home

Me: I bet
I’ve been driving your truck all over
to the dump
filling it full of hot asphalt

Goose: WHAT!

Me: that kind of thing
mostly off road

Goose: ohhh

Me: into gullies

Goose: of course
nice

Me: giving it a work out

Goose: nice

Me: maybe you’ll need to paint it when you get home

Goose: when i get home I’m going to run your truck over

posted by michael at 10:11 pm  

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Goose’s Truck

goose_truck_side.jpg

I’ve been having fun teasing Goose about his new truck which sits at home while he’s away at college. The other day I told him that his mother wants him to take her family van back to school while she drives his truck.

His reply: Over my dead body.

Today’s IM

Goose: what’s up mike

Me: hi

Goose: how’s it going

Me: very well
you

Goose: i’m doing well
cant wait to go home

Me: I bet
I’ve been driving your truck all over
to the dump
filling it full of hot asphalt

Goose: WHAT!

Me: that kind of thing
mostly off road

Goose: ohhh

Me: into gullies

Goose: of course
nice

Me: giving it a work out

Goose: nice

Me: maybe you’ll need to paint it when you get home

Goose: when i get home I’m going to run your truck over

posted by michael at 10:11 pm  

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Coming to a Town Near You

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Matt just informed me that Westboro Baptist Church is coming to Acton to protest the Laramie Project on November 3rd. Is this a photo op or what?

From their website:

Acton-Boxbourgh High School 36 Charter Rd. This is for the Laramie Project. This is a pererted, tacky showing presented by the Fags to help generate sympathy for their abominations. This is not accurately told because Truth is FAllEN in the streets of Doomed America. Now listen up. According to Matthew Shepard’s killers, “their crime was motivated by drugs and money, not hatred of gays” (his sexual orientation, his faggotry). By the mouth of these two murderers, you find that this faggot Matthew Shepard was not killed because he was a fag, but because he was not willing to pay them money for drugs. It was motivated by drugs, for crying out loud! How do you get “Hate crime” from “drugs”? There is no logical connection, and still, God’s Standard does not change. Fear Him! He will cast you into Hell like Matthew Shepard if you follow in his idolatry and sodomy! See our Pastor’s Sermon titled “The dwelling place of the image of God’s Jealousy”, on August 19, 2007. God hates fags! God hates fag enablers! Therefore, God hates the Laramie Project, Dennis and Judy Shepard (for raising their son for the Devil and continuing to enable more children to go to Hell with him), and the Satanic, Pro-gay Media, which has institutionalized a Sodomite Zeitgeist in the people of Doomed America. America is DOOMED. Amen.

posted by michael at 10:00 pm  

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Cowboy Poem

Michael,

Last Friday I was invited to a 60th birthday party of one of my climbing buddies, Fred T.  Fred and I climbed together at Great Falls (in VA) and Seneca Rocks (WV) for many years.  Then he went west to Boulder, and started climbing the big stuff.  I visited him several times, and we climbed all manner of cliffs and mountains.  Then Fred had a sudden change of lifestyle. He wrangled at a dude ranch with a few 100 horses for some years, and started “horse whispering”. He could get a “raw” horse to be ride-able without any beating or pain.  Now he has that as a side business in addition to his LEED consulting work.

Fred’s party was cowboy dress-up, and after scarfing down the grub, we were supposed to read “Cowboy Poetry”.  So I read a cowboy poem, which I had written up the previous day. There were lots of smiles on Fred & Sandy’s faces, so I guess it worked.

(Greg is Fred’s son, and Sandy is his horseback-riding wife.)

For Fred on his 60th

Young Fred in the ’80s was a honcho of stone and the ropes
When I met him ascending Great Falls’ steepest slopes.

Soon he was leading me up Seneca’s hard limestone routes
And I followed him, sure, but I quaked in my boots.

All too soon Fred moved out West where mountains are high,
Both summer and winter he soloed right into the sky.

He invited me out and we scaled Crestone Peak,
The cliffs were so sheer my “Up Rope” was a squeak.

We simul-climbed Spearhead with Greg’s expert help,
Then we shimmied up Sharkstooth, which we topped with a yelp.

He led me up peaks with black ice and Big Air;
I reckon that’s why I’ve lost most of my hair.

While I worked to retire and settle into the west,
Cowboy Fred took up horses with vim, vigor and zest.

Sandy his sweetheart has softened Fred’s edges,
Riding into his life, she lured him down from the ledges.

At last I reached Boulder with freedom to potter
And Fred borrowed some horses for me and my daughter.

Our horses liked trotting but enjoyed a good lope,
My trotting is spotty, but with lopes I can’t cope.

Of old there were moments I’d match Fred’s moves on the rocks,
But his moves on a horse really knocked off my socks.

And now that old Fred’s reached late middle age,
Let’s doff him our hats as he rides off in the sage.

9/23/07

posted by michael at 7:29 am  

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Youtube Tuesday

Tom Waits singing Waltzing Matilda .

posted by michael at 7:23 am  

Monday, October 1, 2007

The K-Mart Chronicles

The day my father died I wasn’t in K-Mart. I could have been. The last two years I’ve wandered the aisles buying short sleeved madras style shirts and denim jeans, and just like the madras shirts I bought in 1968, my new shirts are not wrinkle free. Though I bought so many, I don’t felt guilty or stupid because I never paid much more than four dollars.

That was then. Now, I look in my closet and I see a long rack of boring shirts that take years to iron.

This past month, and aching for a wardrobe change, I’ve been eyeing a shirt with a tropical theme. K-Mart has many varieties of these faux Hawaiian looking things, but only one I think I can live with. Not the one with the blue background and the splashy white petals, or the cow dung brown shirt with pink Nash Ramblers behind split rail fences, but the black one with smallish white orchids scattered about. This shirt would be a big change for my static-since-high-school wardrobe and it would reflect my new laid back attitude.

So, as usual, like a guy with absolutely no reason to buy yet another shirt , I stalk the rack and watch the price drop. The shirt started at a lofty fifteen dollars, but a week ago it was reduced to six and I almost pounced. I’m glad I didn’t because Friday night, there it was, scrunched up on the rack with the other summer clearance items. A buck forty-nine. Mine.

I remove it from its hanger and drape it over the side of my cart and continue my aimless stroll. I pace up and down the auto aisle, I walk back to the fizzy water section, I look for birdseed, I pass the halloween display and think what I always think – maybe I should buy a mask for this year’s camping trip – and eventually I add a couple gallons of Clorox to my cart and move to checkout. But, I’m not really ready to go home, so I leave my cart and head to headache remedies. There I pick up a travel size bottle of aspirin and return to my cart. Except, of course, like always, the goddamn thing has disappeared.

Except, of course,  I don’t really know where I left it. Rat-like, I retrace my steps through the aisles but still no cart. Then I see a guy in a red K-Mart jacket standing next to a shopping basket putting two gallons of Chlorox back on the shelf. I run up to him, ” I think you took my stuff.” He looks up, startled, as if I were going to punch him. I peer down and see all manner of assorted junk in his cart but no shirt. I reach down and flip through women’s underwear, bags of candy corn, magazines and plastic toys, but I don’t see my white orchids.

“I’m looking for my Hawaiian shirt. Have you seen it?” The burly guy with the mustache and the posture of a wind-tormented palm mumbles, “I don’t see no shirt.”

No, he don’t see no shirt and neither do I. I run back to the discount rack fearing hordes have lined up to steal my bargain, and it ain’t there. I return the next day and realize it’s gone for good, but I do spy some heavily discounted plaid shirts.

posted by michael at 4:21 pm  

Monday, October 1, 2007

Fifty-One Skips

One more more stone skipping video. This guy claims to throw harder than most, but it sure doesn’t look like it.

posted by michael at 10:16 am  
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