Monthly Archives: July 2007
The Eye of God (part 2 of 3)
Maybe because I’d worked there before and had a dim memory for a prompt, or maybe just from a lucidity I could have used a few minutes earlier as foresight, I knew instantly what we’d done. In very tall spaces such as this, smoke detection as part of a fire alarm system usually takes the form of what are called beam detectors, a transmitter and receiver placed at opposite ends of the space at a height determined by geometry and building code. Electric eyes, in essence. If the beam is interrupted, as by smoke, the alarm goes off, and unless a pigeon gets inside, 40’ off the ground nothing other than smoke is expected to interrupt it. But the wobbling tip of our giant ladder just had. We leaned the ladder on the side wall and went outside to await Boston’s finest.As a national historic landmark, The Church of the Covenant merited 3 response vehicles, which arrived in well under 5 minutes. The captain approached us with that unique blend of aloof intensity, prepared to save a treasured building and/or its occupants but naturally expecting the ubiquitous false alarm. We told him what we thought had happened, which the annunciator panel confirmed, and after some fossicing about looking for the shutoff, a gaggle of firefighters assembled at the scene of the incident, gazing thoughtfully up at our ladder, now in its intended place and awaiting my attention.“I wouldn’t send anybody up that,†said firefighter # 1. “It’s not safeâ€â€œYeah, that angle’s too steep,†said # 2. “See that symbol on the side? That should be straight up and down, not leaning back. You start to go up that, it’ll come away from the wall. You could fall. It’s not safe.â€Mind you, these are guys who live ladders that are going to very not safe places and know their craft. But I’ve been many a dicey place on a ladder myself, albeit in theaters; wobbling side-to-side a couple of feet (literally) while 40’ in the air on the Loeb Drama Center’s old, massive, center-extension A-frames; snaking up into parts of sets on extension ladders set vertically; or hanging out over a 3-story drop on the Agassiz’s bendy fiberglass shepherd’s crook extension ladder hooked over the rim of the ceiling electrical trough. Besides, one simple fact of geometry was in my favor, as I earnestly explained to the assembled group of dubious clients and firefighters. Though 4’ or 5’ out from the wall IS indisputably too close to set the base when you’ll be 40’ in the air, it’s still 4’ or 5’ of space that’s INSIDE the ladder’s feet. I am indisputably getting wider, but I’m nowhere near that wide. The ladder’s entire (and considerable) center of gravity is to the wall, and once I got 15 feet up or so, all of mine would be, too. No way I could fall backwards, even trying. With someone ballasting it on the inside for that first bit, I was totally confident. Which made one of us.
The Eye of God (Part 1 of 3)
Many years ago I was privileged to work on relighting The Church of the Covenant on Newbury Street in Boston. It boasts some of Louis Comfort Tiffany’s finest windows, as well as a gorgeous and monumental chandelier, which — if I recall correctly – was his first light fixture. It hangs at the crux of the transept, beautifully transposed upon the archwork of the chancel and altar and is spectacular in its Art Deco details (the ancient, scanned-slide thumbnail above does not do it justice). While we added theatrical lighting for weddings, a good deal of architectural detail lighting to highlight features previously invisible, and designed lanterns for the side archways to greatly boost the light levels, the vast and lofty space remained, shall we say, “moody†…A year or more ago I was asked to come by and offer suggestions for further augmenting the light levels, as their aging congregation was finding the dim interior increasingly unworkable. From numerous suggestions made, we chose to mock up a scheme involving tiny, directional low-voltage spots mounted high on the sidewalls, partially camouflaged by column capitals and a ledge under the clerestory windows, and aimed in to the center of the space, where light was needed most.The church has a long extension ladder to get to the uplights we’d added years ago, which are on other column capitals perhaps 30’ in the air. These new positions would be almost 10’ higher, that ladder’s theoretical limit. Knowing I wouldn’t be able to get to the spot directly, I mounted the test light to a pole which I could hold aloft from the top of the ladder, and we began.The pews are securely bolted to the floor, the end of one making a better footing than any well-meaning human (albeit a bit closer to the wall than ideal). It took three of us to get the massive beast vertical, and with the base in place we began extending the upper section by pulling on the integral rope and pulley, the latches of the extension rattling off the rungs of the base section as it went up. A rung or two at a time. Slowly, carefully — heavy thing, wobbling but more or less in control. Almost there … Then came a really big noise. The fire alarm.
Cool Weather
Like the good old days, Goose helped me work at the condos up the street. Here he is doing the heavy lifting while I play with my camera. He asked me what I was going to take photos of and I said something about finding a good view from the rooftop. However, I couldn’t find anything of interest ( like snow covered Rocky Mountains) so Goose said, “How about the clouds?”
Soccer Owl
In early June, during a televised soccer match between Finland and Belgium, and after about 15 minutes of the start of the game, a huge Eagle Owl flew onto the field and landed on one of the goal posts. The game was stopped for seven minutes because the owl was sitting on the field and eventually on both goal posts. It also gently cruised around the field, as you can see on the posted video-clip. Apparently, the owl had a nest somewhere in the stadium. The video is in Finnish, and the audience is heard shouting, “Huuhkaja! Huuhkaja,”meaning “Eagle Owl, Eagle Owl,” as the owl is sitting on the crossbars goal.
Sister-City Mosaics
Mike,
I keep thinking I’ve seen most everything Boulder has to offer, but almost every time Beth & I go for a walk or a drive thru Boulder, I see something new. This time I was walking by the City Hall, and ventured over to their new plaza, which just opened up in May. The city has placed 6 beautiful mosaics into the flagstone plaza. I’ve attached some pictures. You’ll see some strange city names there–all 6 of the “sister” cities who have contributed to Boulder in various ways. I’ve never been to any of them. (Should I be packing my bags?)
Enjoy.
rakkity
Without Pigeons
pesky godson has updated his blog.
Old Dan Tucker
Just sent this to Adam and thought why not post it too. Seeing how it’s Tuesday and all.
Don't Forget The Rainfly
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If you’ve slept in a tent more than once you know that you never leave the rainfly off. If you’re pitching the goddamn thing in the middle of the Gobi Desert or on the moon or in New Hampshire with a forecast of clear skies on into eternity, you still drape your tent with the rainfly. If you don’t, you’ll regret it.
Last night I left mine off. At 11:30 I was awakened from a sleep so deep there were no detectable brain waves by the patter of rain. Leaf litter, I prayed. My imagination, I hoped. No, simple rain drops.
In my underwear, I scrambled from my dark tent into the featureless outside, and shuffled in the direction of my nearby truck. I willed myself to move slowly in spite of the cold rain so I wouldn’t collide with the tailgate where I prayed Matt had placed the rainfly pole. I grabbed the pole and the fly and lurched back to where my tent should have been, but it had disappeared. The flashlights I’d bought at Walmart on my way up were still at Walmart. I’d remembered to lift from the carrousel the bags with the coffee, the paper towels and the water, but not the nifty new super-powerful lights.
As the rain pelted down, I made it back to the truck, fired it up, and turned the lights on, but the headlights illuminated bushes and trees  away from the tent, and I had neither the time nor the space to turn the truck around. I jammed the shift into reverse to engage my backup lights and yanked on the emergency brake. The same hand brake I’d repaired myself in order to pass my last inspection. Oh lordy, I thought. Here I am –  blurry of mind, wet, worrying about a soggy sleeping bag, and now I’m about to turn my back on my two ton idling truck while I try to find the right side of the fly, the right end of the tent, and the five plastic catches to secure it all.
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Small group this time. Robby, Joe, Matt and Kyle arrived on Friday, and I drove up Saturday as Joe returned for a family trip to Cirque De Soleil.
Rak, there is the most amazing mouse nest in your wood stove. Also, the hinge on the door broke so it’ll have to be repaired before another winter’s fire.
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Don’t Forget The Rainfly
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If you’ve slept in a tent more than once you know that you never leave the rainfly off. If you’re pitching the goddamn thing in the middle of the Gobi Desert or on the moon or in New Hampshire with a forecast of clear skies on into eternity, you still drape your tent with the rainfly. If you don’t, you’ll regret it.
Last night I left mine off. At 11:30 I was awakened from a sleep so deep there were no detectable brain waves by the patter of rain. Leaf litter, I prayed. My imagination, I hoped. No, simple rain drops.
In my underwear, I scrambled from my dark tent into the featureless outside, and shuffled in the direction of my nearby truck. I willed myself to move slowly in spite of the cold rain so I wouldn’t collide with the tailgate where I prayed Matt had placed the rainfly pole. I grabbed the pole and the fly and lurched back to where my tent should have been, but it had disappeared. The flashlights I’d bought at Walmart on my way up were still at Walmart. I’d remembered to lift from the carrousel the bags with the coffee, the paper towels and the water, but not the nifty new super-powerful lights.
As the rain pelted down, I made it back to the truck, fired it up, and turned the lights on, but the headlights illuminated bushes and trees  away from the tent, and I had neither the time nor the space to turn the truck around. I jammed the shift into reverse to engage my backup lights and yanked on the emergency brake. The same hand brake I’d repaired myself in order to pass my last inspection. Oh lordy, I thought. Here I am –  blurry of mind, wet, worrying about a soggy sleeping bag, and now I’m about to turn my back on my two ton idling truck while I try to find the right side of the fly, the right end of the tent, and the five plastic catches to secure it all.
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Small group this time. Robby, Joe, Matt and Kyle arrived on Friday, and I drove up Saturday as Joe returned for a family trip to Cirque De Soleil.
Rak, there is the most amazing mouse nest in your wood stove. Also, the hinge on the door broke so it’ll have to be repaired before another winter’s fire.
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