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Thursday, May 10, 2007

The Healing Sacrifice of Aberrant Flesh

For a handful of days, I had pondered upon the summons of the Medicine Shaman of the House of Or, who had demanded my appearance at a healing rite which I could not afford to miss, since it could determine my stay in this plane of existence. Duly advised, on the appointed day, when the Sun had reached his zenith, I appeared before the vestals of the House of Or and permitted them to prepare me for the destined rituals of healing. They garbed me in the thin flaxen garments that initiates must wear in the rites, and with soothing words, they led me into the outer vestibules of Or and gently laid me down on a low wheeled table. 

The lead Sorcerer entered and identified himself as An-es Theticos of Lethe. He appeared young and vigorous, and wore the sage-green robes of the House of Or.

Guided by the Sorcerer, I rode supine on the rolling table into Or’s inner chamber. As we slid smoothly through the white corridors, An-es questioned me on my preferred mode of entry into the realms of
Sensory Diminution required for the healing rite, and counseled me to accept the mode of Lower Paralysis with an easy heart. I expressed my preference for the common mode of Blind Oblivion, but his words persuaded me, and I accepted his advice with only a slight reluctance.

My supine body was pushed under a powerful bluish beam cast by an intense square of light inset in the high ceiling of the chamber.

The assisting minions of Or carefully transferred me onto the Platform of Diminution, while close to my feet, the chief Shaman toyed with his arcane tools of writhing mechanical snakes and other obscene machines. An-es rolled me sideways and pricked me in my backbone with a flinty hollow tool impregnated with one of his magic potions. The forewarned paralysis soon progressed, first in my toes and feet, then my ankles, then my legs and finally my hips. There, to my relief, the deadness stopped, leaving my upper body’s muscles and senses intact. My nervousness abated, and I gazed with curiosity at the rites being enacted.

Off in the seeming misty distance, the Shaman lifted a dead leg, apparently not my own, but somehow connected to my body, and placed it high. A deep relaxation crept over me as the potions had their way. I watched dimly as from afar, while the Chief shaman chanted secret words to his greybeard assistant. Hidden from my eyes by a low curtain, the Shaman worked his incantations and unfelt fetish manipulations on my nether parts. Strange and ghostly images slid across two great square lenses to either side of me. The Shaman spoke his toneless words as he peered into the patterns of light and dark and studied the shadows of fire and flow in the magic lenses. In due course, the Shaman made his final anointing and secreted the acquired aberrant flesh into a magic vial. In an emotionless voice he announced the conclusion of the ritual.

Quietly, while the session was tending toward its conclusion, my Sorcerer guide An-es had queried me about my recent vision quest to the desert canyons to the west of our village. He responded to my descriptions of the red lands with signs of pleasure, as he too had visited the depths of the canyons during the very same lunar cycle. I took this as an ineluctable omen of connectedness.

The mystical session of the House of Or now complete, An-es rolled me back from the sacrificial platform onto my table, and the Shaman spoke again in a clear voice. He pronounced his satisfaction with the healing rite, and expressed his belief that the gods of Or might have been propitiated. But he made it clear that I should complete my performance of the sacrifice by mutual sharing of words after the gods of the House of Pathologix had expressed to him their satisfaction or displeasure with the sacrifice. I would learn their pronouncements in a matter of days, which might foretell my fate.

An-es had promised my semi-paralysis would depart within hours. And indeed, by evening it had left by stages in reverse order, starting from the hips and progressing slowly to the toes. By nightfall my limbs had completed their return to life. Tomorrow, if other signs were propitious, I would return healed to my own heath and hearth.

–rakk-slightly diminished

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Thursday, May 10, 2007

Deck Destroyers

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Photos

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Thursday, May 10, 2007

Canyon Chronicles (Part II)

Harris to Escalante to Silver Falls Creek

After passing through some fine narrow streches in Harris, we could see a castle-like tower. This tower, shown on the topo map, stood just above some benches on the Escalante, so we knew we were close. By a raven’s route, we were close, but we had to nearly circumnavigate the great tower in the last meander of Harris Wash before we reached the river. Late in the afternoon we reached a fine camp full of blue Pepsisewa flowers. It was time to sit back and toast our arrival with a jigger of Bowmore (Reed’s gift), AAdamx?x Islay (Chuck’s gift), or Irish Whiskey (my gift). Our plans for the next day developed: Tomorrow would be a rest day. We’d cross the Escalante and hike across to Silver Falls Creek and hike the canyon there with just day packs on.

It rained all night–about an inch–but the downpour stopped about 9 am, late enough to make us worried that we’d have to cook breakfast in the rain. Our tents didn’t leak, but my boots were full of water when I finally got out to look where I had hung them to dry overnight. But after a fine oatmeal breakfast (all breakfasts are fine when you’re starving hungry), we got out for the day’s hike by the crack of 11 am. We’d ford the Escalante and search downstream for a side-canyon shown on our map.

The canyon containing Silver Falls Creek turned out to be a beautiful one with walls peppered with old little huecos and small arches. (None were bigger than a foot or so high, so don’t mistake them to be bigger than that in the slides.) The creek ran thin and silvery under overhanging redwalls. We didn’t have time to explore the upper reaches of the canyon, but we found from the map that it’s possible to hike down from the opposite rim. Someday we’ll have to do that.

My words can’t do justice to the canyon. Let my pictures speak!

–rakkity

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Wednesday, May 9, 2007

New Looks

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Mohawk Joe

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Robby, Matt and Corey

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Robby

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Goose

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Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Faces

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Diane and I killed two hours waiting for Matthew to finish his last exam. We bought stuff at the bookstore, got a decaf from the local Starbucks, downed a sandwich from an on-campus sub shop, and took pictures. Instead of buildings, I decided to photograph students. Most didn’t seem to mind.

There are nav arrows, but clicking on an image will advance to the next.

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Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Mud Splatter

Travis: Went mountain biking this weekend.

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Me: Looks like you’re having way too much fun. Get back to the lab.

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Me: That’s more like it. How did that happen? Following too close, no mudflaps?

Travis: No fenders. Everyone I went with was too fast for me to follow too closely.

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Travis: It was worse on the backside.

Me: How far did you go?

Travis: I think about 16 or 17 miles. We were going to do an 85 mile road race, but it was forecast to rain, and no one felt very fast, so we went mountain bikin’. I started out with glasses, but they got covered in mud in about the first minute. I had dirt in my eyeballs for the next 36 hours. I think it’s all out now.

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Monday, May 7, 2007

We Found Him

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Monday, May 7, 2007

Celebrities

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Rose (95) and Bill (94) live in New Jersey, an hour away from Philadelphia. We always stop for a visit, and this time Rose informed us that friends have called to say they’ve seen the Einstein video.

Someone at Trenton State, where Bill used to teach, stumbled upon it and the spread the word. (Type Einstein and or Hausdoerffer into youtube’s search field). They hadn’t seen the short movies, and we did our best to show them, but their dial-up was too slow and the common computer with the fast connection lacked sound.

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Monday, May 7, 2007

Mystic Connecticut

Here are the photos that wouldn’t upload yesterday. Not great, but remember that in the old days I could stealthly take pictures inside shops given the small size of my digital camera. Now I’ve the photographic equivalent of the Browning Automatic Rifle.

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Sunday, May 6, 2007

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Sunday, May 6, 2007

This and That

It’s time to find our son and bring him home.

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Emma’s palm trees.

These girls put up with my incessant picture taking, but sometimes Emma draws the line.

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Thursday night we met friends to see the Edward Hopper exhibit at the MFA.

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Saturday, May 5, 2007

No More Leaks

The front of the barn roof was pretty well trashed, and the back side had been roofed in 1 x stock with gaps, so after the rotted boards were replaced the entire roof was skinned in half inch plywood. Total elapsed time from ladder set-up to the last shingle? About five minutes. Anyway, two days for both roofs.

Next project falls on Matt and Chris’s shoulders. I can’t wait to send them into the basement to cut up the old oil tank.

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