Body Armor

Diane bought me long underwear, and Christmas morning I pulled off my shirt to try on the top which is made out of something that feels like silk, but fits like a second skin. It’s black and makes me look sleek and sexy. Or so I thought.

Matthew: “Hey dad, you better start benching again. You’ve got saggy tits.”

9 thoughts on “Body Armor

  1. My students have taught me a response to this sort of thing. “Too much information.” Well, at least there wasn’t a photo.

  2. Stranger and stranger–Adobe’s “Test Flash” passes with flying colors (Linux version 7.0.69.0), and they say, “Your Flash installation is working”, but there is supposed to be a hoverable “About” button which never is visible, so I think this version is buggy. I had no problems with previous versions.

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