Joe Simpson
Excerpted from Living Dangerously, by Joe Simpson
“Do you think it’s safe?â€
“Sure, solid as rock,†Ian said confidently. “I gave it a few good kicks and it didn’t move.â€
“Suppose you’re right.†I could see nothing suspicious about the pedestal. We had climbed past dozens of them all day.
An hour later, as Ian was preparing to do something smelly off his end of the ledge and I was zipped into my bivouac bag, there was a sickening lurch accompanied by the grinding sound of splintered granite plunging into the abyss. I had my arms outside the bivy bag as I fell and flailed blindly, trying to grab something. The drop must have taken only a fraction of a second but it seemed to last forever.
I heard a cry of alarm and pain above the roar as tons of granite went thundering down the pillar, echoed and then died to silence. The rope brushed my arms and I clamped them down by my sides as the falling stopped and I bounced on the springy stretch of the rope. The handrail had held and for a confused moment I desperately tried to remember whether I had clipped myself on to it. I was momentarily disorientated. Where was Ian? I remembered that sudden yelp during the fall. Had he gone with it?
“By ‘eck!†i heard close by in gruff Lancastrian. I struggled to get out of the tightly squeezed bag. Close beside me Ian’s head lolled down on to his shoulder and his torch reflected a sodium yellow light off the surrounding rock walls. There was blood on his neck.
“Are you okay?†I asked.
“Banged me ‘ead.†He groaned and then lifted his head.
“It’s okay,†I said, inspecting his matted hair, “It’s only a small hole.â€
It took a while to realize that the whole pedestal had detached itself and dropped straight off the mountain face. There was a good deal of swearing before we became aware of the seriousness of our position. We hung side by side on the tightly stretched V of the handrail rope. Shining our torches down, we were horrified to see the remains of our two ropes, cut to pieces by the falling rocks. All our equipment, including our boots, had gone with the ledge.
We looked at each other and giggled nervously. No ropes. Two thousand feet up and no ropes!
The handrail shifted suddenly, causing us both to squeak with fright, hearts hammering at the thought of falling again. I turned and shone my torch on it. There was something wrong. I twisted round, grabbed the rope and hauled myself up towards the ring peg. The rope shifted again and the ring peg moved. I lowered myself gingerly back on to the rope.
“Oh my God,†I whispered.
“What?â€
“The peg’s knackered. It’s coming out.â€
“Christ! Where’s the gear, let’s put something in.â€
“It’s gone. The hardware, boots, everything. We can’t do anything.â€
Ian was silent. I looked at the flake above him to which the handrail had been tied off. Tiny pebbles trickled from the sheared off base of the flake where it had been attached to the pedestal. We were suspended against a smooth vertical rockwall. There were no handholds or small foot ledges and both attachment points could break at any moment. If either one went we would be hurled into the abyss.
“I think we had better stay very, very still.â€
“Aye.†Ian muttered, taking a last swig from his water bottle and then flicking it into space. The tinny clangs of the metal bottle rang up from below in decreasing volume. There was nothing we could do.
Good. God. “Cliffhanger” justs gets more & more literal … ! Once again, with a participant telling the tale, survival of at least one seems assured, but even so, I canna ken the means, laddies … Now THERE’S a mighty fine yarn, Sir Rakk … Thanks!
Comment by el Kib — April 15, 2006 @ 12:41 pm
I have got to start reading the blog less frequently so that I’ll get my doses in two-to-three entry chunks, including both the beginning and the end. I can’t stand these all-too-literal cliffhangers!
Comment by pesky godson — April 15, 2006 @ 3:24 pm
It never works that way, pg. You would simply end up catching the end of one, and the beginning of another.
I’m thinking that the tinny clangs roused the gnome, giant, or genie and they were granted three wishes because their offerings were found good.
Comment by Jennifer — April 16, 2006 @ 7:13 am
Do you want a spoiler? Here it is–a quick summary of Joe Simpson’s 4-page ending, without all the sweat-inducing tidbits.
Joe & Ian called for help for hours, and flashed their lights down into the chasm. Miraculously, someone noticed them, and organized a rescue. However the rescuers came upon another pair of climbers down in a crevasse, who would have died for sure had Joe & Ian not called for help.
Several hours later, a guy hanging from a cable on a helicopter landed on top of the Dru, and lowered himself to the hapless pair. The resuer looked at Ian, seeing his bloody head, and said, “I’ll take you first.” Simpson shouted, “No, take me first, I’m lighter!”
The rescuer said, “I’m ignoring your jokes”, and hooked up Ian to the cable, while Joe watched the weighted rope shift and slide through their rotten protection. An hour of continued terror while the knackered peg shifted a lttle more, then a little more, and at last, when all the reader’s tolerance has been exhausted, Joe gets hauled up. So Simpson was left alive to tell the world about this (and other outrageous epics) in “This Game of Ghosts”.
Comment by rakkity — April 17, 2006 @ 10:55 am
Which, thanks to rakkity, I’ve read.
Comment by michael — April 17, 2006 @ 4:23 pm