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Trouble Maker

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shinydome
shinydome

Silly question

adam
adam

I say, “Both”.

Fierce Baby
Fierce Baby

Do you really think Flo needs more ammunition to disfavor the eldest child? In a recent email to you, I mentioned that there is a gun in this house. Good thing for you I don’t know where it’s kept or how to use it! However, I know other ways to make you pay for this bit of treachery. And I will use them.

michael
michael

Usually your mother laughs along with me. This time, she either didnít hear me or what I was saying was so outlandish she couldnít make the proper connections. It didnít matter or maybe because of it, I laughed even harder. And I laughed because I thought thereís the old me – hidden under new layers of enforced civility, but still there.

But treachery? No. Treachery would be rewriting my parentís Last Will and Testament Docs to exclude my three sibling, which believe me, after their last visits will be very easy to do. My dad and I are going to the Fifth Third Bank today (only Iíve been shown where the lock box key is and how to use it) to make the necessary changes.

adam
adam

Whether treachery or whatever else it is they transact there, your bank’s name is a hoot … !

michael
michael

I’m glad someone else finds it funny beside Diane and me.