Do you really think Flo needs more ammunition to disfavor the eldest child? In a recent email to you, I mentioned that there is a gun in this house. Good thing for you I don’t know where it’s kept or how to use it! However, I know other ways to make you pay for this bit of treachery. And I will use them.
Usually your mother laughs along with me. This time, she either didnÃt hear me or what I was saying was so outlandish she couldnÃt make the proper connections. It didnÃt matter or maybe because of it, I laughed even harder. And I laughed because I thought thereÃs the old me – hidden under new layers of enforced civility, but still there.
But treachery? No. Treachery would be rewriting my parentÃs Last Will and Testament Docs to exclude my three sibling, which believe me, after their last visits will be very easy to do. My dad and I are going to the Fifth Third Bank today (only IÃve been shown where the lock box key is and how to use it) to make the necessary changes.
Silly question
Comment by shinydome — June 5, 2005 @ 8:02 am
I say, “Both”.
Comment by adam — June 5, 2005 @ 8:48 am
Do you really think Flo needs more ammunition to disfavor the eldest child? In a recent email to you, I mentioned that there is a gun in this house. Good thing for you I don’t know where it’s kept or how to use it! However, I know other ways to make you pay for this bit of treachery. And I will use them.
Comment by Fierce Baby — June 5, 2005 @ 9:12 am
Usually your mother laughs along with me. This time, she either didnÃt hear me or what I was saying was so outlandish she couldnÃt make the proper connections. It didnÃt matter or maybe because of it, I laughed even harder. And I laughed because I thought thereÃs the old me – hidden under new layers of enforced civility, but still there.
But treachery? No. Treachery would be rewriting my parentÃs Last Will and Testament Docs to exclude my three sibling, which believe me, after their last visits will be very easy to do. My dad and I are going to the Fifth Third Bank today (only IÃve been shown where the lock box key is and how to use it) to make the necessary changes.
Comment by michael — June 6, 2005 @ 9:37 am
Whether treachery or whatever else it is they transact there, your bank’s name is a hoot … !
Comment by adam — June 6, 2005 @ 1:54 pm
I’m glad someone else finds it funny beside Diane and me.
Comment by michael — June 6, 2005 @ 2:25 pm