The King is Dead
Part III The End
by Rakkity
The father-son games took on a serious character that infected outside life. Sometimes the weekly game of racquet-le-ball with the son and the game with the Dominator fell on consecutive days, and the tendons complained with a vengeance. Dancing across the court against the son one day, the father stretched too far, and stopped short with a sudden pain in his calf. He found himself unable to walk except with a mincing single-step, and a week passed before the over stretched limb mended and games could resume. Later, in a game against The Dom, in a battle that was fought to the penultimate service, he collapsed on the court in a collision with a wall that suddenly materialized in the wrong spot. Recovery from this took only a day, but brought on a sense of impending doom.
The father had a respite when The Dom went on a long journey to see his ancient Nanny in his Oz homeland, and, coincidentally, the son betook himself on a journey to explore the far corners of the kingdom with his friends. The father relaxed and recuperated by competing against the daughter, and was fresh for battle when the son returned six fortnights later at the end of summer.
The first autumn game against the son was a lopsided victory 15-0 for the father. From that the son learned, by his absence from the court, he had lost some of his “feel”, and this turned his mind to the science of the game. He began to go for the “kills”. But his wits were not quite up to the treachery of the father. In the son’s absence, the father had noticed that one of the daughter’s shirts wasthe identical blue of the playing ball, and it was difficult to see the ball in play when it passed in front of her. Eager to take all possible, even minuscule, advantages as they presented themselves, he acquired a vest of bright blue. In subsequent games against the son, he contrived to rotate after returns so that the ball would pass between his body and the line of sight of the son’s. The split-second disappearance of the ball caused a slight hesitation in some of the son’s shots, giving the old man a slight advantage, and an occasional point that might not otherwise have been his.
The father began to try the move-to-center ploy, in which after service, he would solidly occupy the center of the court, the most advantageous location for the return. He would not quite cause a “hinder” (the term for blocking a return). The scores became a little closer as the son adjusted to the these distractions and improved his smash and spin. Taller, and longer-limbed, the son simply stood behind the father and struck the ball by reaching over and around his obstructing father.
During another game, the son made a spectacular dive across the court, “killed” the ball a hands-breadth above the front wall, and made a spectacular collision with the side wall. The father said to the son, who was resting on the floor with a satisfied grin, “You may recall the former winner of the Outer Kingdom Games last year. Don Herbango Golongo-Gofargo. He won a game with the same kind of dive, except that he didn’t survive the collision with the wall.” His son was shocked. “you mean he died?” Well”, said his father, thinking that he could cool his son’s exuberance, “his body survived, but his mind is still locked in that dive. He lies on his bed with a smile, and when anyone speaks to him, he swings his arm wildly, rolls his eyes as if making a kill, drools a little, and falls back to his bed asleep.” The father noted with some satisfaction that the son’s next few dives were more cautious, but his memory was short, and soon he was colliding with the walls with abandon again. “So much for cooling exuberance”, thought the father.
The games went on much as before, the father winning systematically, exploiting what edges he could find. A close game ensued. The father’s brow dripped with sweat, and some drops of perspiration fell on the ball. During his serve, he noticed that the wet ball made an unusual spin on its bounce, baffling the son. He put that into his repertoire, not for general use, but for occasional crucial services. The sweat ball won now and again, and the son never seemed to notice the treachery.
The father’s desperation continued as the season’s weather cooled. One night on his way home, as he bounced his ball on the cold curbstones of the lane under the lamplights of the lane, he noted that the ball was gradually losing its bounce as it cooled in the frigid air. His thoughts turned to treachery and sleights of hand. The next game with his son was of a late frosty evening, and as the father walked to the game, he carried one very cold ball in a small open-weave basket by his side, with a second warm ball in a pocket by his belly. He carried both balls into the game court, the cool one concealed in his treacherous blue vest.
The father had won (as always) the previous game, so the son (as always) had the first serve. The father gave him the warm ball, which bounced its normal bounce, and the father had some fortune in sending it to a quick “kill”, which the son missed despite a desperate dive. The father reminded the son that Golongo-gofargo still lay in a coma. It was the father’s serve now, and with a flick of his wrist, he contrived to replace the warm ball with the cold one. His service smashed the ball into the corner, where it died with a feeble bounce. The son’s furious swing just barely grazed the ball. Before the son could recover and touch the ball, The father was already on his way to the the corner to retrieve it, “What was that?” the son cried. “Oh some new spin the Dominator taught me yesterday,” laughed the father, as he set the ball for another serve. This time it was to the other corner, and the ball died almost as before. The son managed a feeble return, which the father was able to kill. “Well, that’s two points anyway”, he thought, “but the ball is warming up now, so it’s a regular game from here on out.” The son was on his game that night, and lost only 12-14. The cold ball had been the margin.
The father was getting worried. He couldn’t use this trick again. He experimented with warming up the racquet strings, cooling them down, but nothing worked reliably. He studied the techniques of The Dominator that week, but he had mastered them all. The Dominator had little more to teach. Science and treachery seemed to be winding down.
Time moved on, and the season turned. The leaves were falling from the trees, spattering the ground with copper and gold, when the son made his great step forward. In a match that lasted two hours, the father won the first game, 15-10, and then the second game, 15-11. Sweat dripped from the brows of both players. The ball itself was drenched, and its spin was out of control. The father was breathing deeply, thinking deeply; the son was composed and alert, and breathing gently.
The final game went all the way to 14-14. The serve changed hands half a dozen times without a score. The rallies continued with a dozen returns, and still there was still no further score. The son served; his drop shot fell off the back wall, the father scooped it, returned it low to the front, the son dove and killed it a half a hands-breadth above the floor. The old father stood frozen, unable to move, while the son beamed with a toothy grin on his face.
Outside the nightingales sang. The church bells tolled the hour. The evening breeze rustled the leaves of the trees. Inside the court, the two players stood and looked at each other. The father smiled and put out his hand toward the son to shake, and said, “The king is dead, long live the king.”
–the end—…
Spit balls? frozen balls? Blue ball colored shirts? ChildÃs play. How about bear traps and Thorazine-laced Gatorade?
Does this mean future matches will be described by the new king?
Comment by michael — December 29, 2004 @ 6:46 am
If so, let’s hope the offspring king can write as well as the elder ex-rex. Damn, what a tale! But such devious underhandedness…….
‘Tis one thing to become an intent and driven student of the moves and physics, another entirely to wily meddle with those physics.
And yet, how does one game constitute a coup d’etat? Are we to understand Le Rakk never won again? Or once beaten, never played again? Piffle! Somehow the denouement, while gracefully told, belies the buildup.
I also want to acknowledge the yute for his perseverance — to have accepted defeat so regularly, so long…… Bravo. Bravo!
Comment by grandstander — December 29, 2004 @ 8:06 am
That’s what I meant to say.
Comment by michael — December 29, 2004 @ 8:09 am
The father-son games since the coup d’etat have all been father-daughter-son games, so far. So the son’s kingship has not yet truly been tested. I presume when it is tested, there will be a few overthrows in both directions. But that’s for 2005.
Meanwhile the Dominator-Rakk games continue, with a
few potential stories germinating.
Comment by rakkity — December 29, 2004 @ 12:07 pm
A marvelous fable, captivatingly told, even cum moral.
Hats off to an old fart who can still move and plot like that. Another example to show that experience is the only advantage we have, but a good one.
Suggest looking into String Theory and figuring out how to dredge up another dimension to confuse he-who-would-be-king.
Comment by smiling — December 31, 2004 @ 5:52 pm
well mike fang is doing well at her origenal home and i gusse we are back to the difference between a man tool and a womens tool
Comment by goose — December 31, 2004 @ 6:19 pm