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Satuday's Project

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Mark created the problem when he drew that white door into his garage plans. The door asks for a platform with stairs. Jan thought why not a full width deck maybe wrapping around the back side, Adam wanted parabolic curves and I, a staircase that lands on the driveway. Mark ended the discussion when he pronounced it would be an eighteen by ten foot rectangle with a short set of stairs landing near a cobbled path that snaked through the woods.

At lunch, after weíd erected the posts and the bearing beam, Jan asked me, ìDonít you think a two level deck would be great?î

Looking out for Mark and my own limited free time, I stopped Jan with, ìI hate wood.î

ìBut youíre a carpenter.î

ìAnd I hate wood. If you want another level, make it out of stone. Something, anything that doesnít require maintenance.î

3 Comments
despicable
despicable

Why isn’t it level? Is that part of hating wood……?

michael
michael

We were so upset that our good friend chose not to join us for a day of fun in the sun, thus breaking the mobius strip-like bond that ties our every free waking moment to someone’s weekend project, that, well, we just didn’t care. How is that for a mixed message?

P.S. If rakkity lived in the area, he’d a been there.

rakkity
rakkity

Yep, I’d a’been there, if I lived in that neck of the woods. But I’d have nothing to do with levels.
I hate levels.

And, by the way, it’s the deck that’s level. The garage is crooked.