“Mike gets his left and his right confused yet again.”
“Just before Killa One-eye Homey Mike Dawg went to slam-dunk hisself, Adam chickens out on being half a hoop.”
“Three guys set themselves by a lake
An homage to friends pic to take
But they just ran around
Like a trio of clowns
Their inanity makes my brain ache”
limerickly_impaired
I began laughing as soon as I saw the limerick format. Reminds me of the one I had tucked away to be displayed after the first one, posted by lapdog on Memories, was commented upon.
No frailties beset lovely Susan
With flair and with style she is cruisin’
She’s†mad good in the kitchen
And with†tiles she is Bitchin’
From her pores is accomplishment OOZin’
I wonder where limerick Dan hides?
runner up
How about:
“Due in part to alleged musical shortcomings, Mike lost that round of musical rocks.”
enjoying an afternoon off
how about:
“Mike is envious of the invisible armrest”
yea
Its called, what happens when you are old and your knee doesnt work the way it used to.
Rantmaster
I’ve got a couple:
Mike and Adam laughed so hard they couldn’t stand upright whenever Q made mention of his invisible friend, Ted.
“Okay everyone, pose for the picture…make sure you get that huge fish we caught in it…oh wait…where’s the fish? Dammit, it got away!”
“Okay guys, don’t move, I’m trying to paint a majestic picture of three veterans from the Battle of Marathon…right, good, Mark, keep your arm outstretched, like you’re holding your spear…”
How’s that? 😉
grateful
Those were great, Greg, thanks. Thank god SOMEone else chose to play…….
satchel
Lemme see…….
“Mike gets his left and his right confused yet again.”
“Just before Killa One-eye Homey Mike Dawg went to slam-dunk hisself, Adam chickens out on being half a hoop.”
“Three guys set themselves by a lake
An homage to friends pic to take
But they just ran around
Like a trio of clowns
Their inanity makes my brain ache”
limerickly_impaired
I began laughing as soon as I saw the limerick format. Reminds me of the one I had tucked away to be displayed after the first one, posted by lapdog on Memories, was commented upon.
No frailties beset lovely Susan
With flair and with style she is cruisin’
She’s†mad good in the kitchen
And with†tiles she is Bitchin’
From her pores is accomplishment OOZin’
I wonder where limerick Dan hides?
runner up
How about:
“Due in part to alleged musical shortcomings, Mike lost that round of musical rocks.”
enjoying an afternoon off
how about:
“Mike is envious of the invisible armrest”
yea
Its called, what happens when you are old and your knee doesnt work the way it used to.
Rantmaster
I’ve got a couple:
Mike and Adam laughed so hard they couldn’t stand upright whenever Q made mention of his invisible friend, Ted.
“Okay everyone, pose for the picture…make sure you get that huge fish we caught in it…oh wait…where’s the fish? Dammit, it got away!”
“Okay guys, don’t move, I’m trying to paint a majestic picture of three veterans from the Battle of Marathon…right, good, Mark, keep your arm outstretched, like you’re holding your spear…”
How’s that? 😉
grateful
Those were great, Greg, thanks. Thank god SOMEone else chose to play…….